Because the themes for my trip to Seattle have been technology and flying:
**Update: I posted this immediately before boarding a flight to Sacramento. A few moments later, sitting next to a few unusually talkative neighbors I overheard the following comment:
Lady: "Yeah, I was on a plane that had WiFi, but it was wasn't working. I was like, c'mon, are you serious?"
In my head, what I heard was: "Oh, what happened then? Did you participate in the miracle of human flight?!!"