06 July 2006

If I could keep time in a bottle...

I've decided to write a book. The only problem is, there aren't enough hours in the day. My daily schedule is already packed with:
  • Sleeping-in
  • Pleasure Reading
  • Eating
  • Watching World Cup Soccer
  • Hanging out with * (it's always important to use aliases when on an internet)

So as you can see, life has been rough lately. They (the guardians) sure are right when they say life after graduation is difficult. So kids, stay in school as long as you can because you certainly don't want to be faced with "reality" like I have this summer. I mean, how am I supposed to work on my book AND sleep 10-12 hours a day. That's garbage, sister.

6 comments:

Key Lime Pie said...

wouldn't life be great if you could plug something into your belly button and recharge in 15 minutes instead of sleeping? i think i could really get some livin done.

Ronnie said...

I think the lint would get in the way of that belly button plug-in.

bec said...

Yeah, that sounds hard to fit everything in. If I were you I just would focus on sleep. I think there's already quite a few books in the world, so I wouldn't worry about that.

Bryant said...

Who's this Asterisk I keep hearing about?

Stefani said...

I would be a major supporter of that recharger. I think then i might be able to live a normal life.

Anonymous said...

World Cup Soccer is over. Italy won. The French have hairy armpits. Now write your book.

Wait... what is your book about N.E.wayz?