Marshall came over today for the usual afternoon activites: darts, chess, Smash Brothers, and fighting. The first words out of his mouth were these:
"So, I was thinking on the way over... what if Bigfoot was actually a woman, and she/it mated with Dracula? Because I really don't think that the world's economy is ready for hairy vampires."
Uhhh... thanks Marsh. I really hadn't considered the implications.