I'll also need a super plate and super utensils...

I read somewhere that Americans consume more calories on Super Bowl Sunday than any other day of the year, except Thanksgiving.  Tomorrow I will live up to that factoid.  An abbreviated menu:

• Stuffed Mini-peppers
• Assorted Drinks
• Bagel Bites
• Rice Krispie Treats (cut in football shapes, of course)
• Seven-layer Dip
• Bucket o'Licorice
• Li'l Smokies
• Celery Fingers (for health purposes)
• Cream Cheese and Chili Dip
• Choco-Fondue & fixings
• A Rootbeer Keg (courtesy of Bob Shaw)
• Oops All Berries!

This doesn't include whatever else people bring along.  The only thing better than watching 300-pound behemoths smash into each other is simultaneously becoming one of them.