on an anguished tongue
cap’n crunch
cartoon captain covers
cardboard container
conceals colorful,
calorie-crammed capsules—
cornucopia of color
captivating kids
causing cavities
Don't forget the shards of glass in the Captain Crunch that cut your mouth enable it to infuse addictive compounds into your bloodstream.
Rusty! You are alive! this is good news. PS, I like tangerines too. I only like Captain Crunch if it has berries.
They should make that a Cap'n Crunch commercial. Genius.
PS: Alliteration
Hence the joke.
Red Milk. MD KILER? Caffiene + Sugar = Sweet Death. Sorry Doc!
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Don't forget the shards of glass in the Captain Crunch that cut your mouth enable it to infuse addictive compounds into your bloodstream.
Rusty! You are alive! this is good news.
PS, I like tangerines too. I only like Captain Crunch if it has berries.
They should make that a Cap'n Crunch commercial. Genius.
PS: Alliteration
Hence the joke.
Red Milk.
MD KILER?
Caffiene + Sugar = Sweet Death.
Sorry Doc!
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